An Atheist Professor of Philosophy was speaking to
his Class on the Problem Science has with GOD, the
ALMIGHTY. He asked one of his new Christian students
to stand up and . . .
Professor: You are Christian, aren't you, son?
Student: Yes, sir.
Professor: So, you Believe in GOD?
Student: Absolutely, sir.
Professor: Is GOD Good?
Student: Sure.
Professor: Is GOD ALL - POWERFUL?
Student: Yes.
Professor: My Brother died of Cancer even though he
Prayed to GOD to Heal him. Most of us would attempt
to help others who are ill. But GOD didn't. How is
this GOD good then? Hmm?
(Student was silent)
Professor: You can't answer, can you? Let's start
again, Young Fella.
Is GOD Good?
Student: Yes.
Professor: Is Satan good?
Student: No.
Professor: Where does Satan come from?
Student: From . . . GOD . . .
Professor : That's right. Tell me son, is there evil
in this World?
Student: Yes.
Professor: Evil is everywhere, isn't it? And GOD
did make everything. Correct?
Student: Yes.
Professor: So who created evil?
(Student did not answer)
Professor: Is there Sickness? Immorality? Hatred?
Ugliness?
All these terrible things exist in the World, don't
they?
Student: Yes, sir.
Professor: So, who Created them ?
(Student had no answer)
Professor: Science says you have 5 Senses you use
to Identify and Observe the World around you.
Tell me, son . . . Have you ever Seen GOD?
Student: No, sir.
Professor: Tell us if you have ever Heard your GOD?
Student: No , sir.
Professor: Have you ever Felt your GOD, Tasted your
GOD, Smelt your GOD?
Have you ever had any Sensory Perception of GOD for
that matter?
Student: No, sir. I haven't.
Professor: Yet you still Believe in HIM?
Student: Yes.
Professor: According to Empirical, Testable,
Demonstrable Protocol, science says your GOD doesn't exist. What do you say
to that, son?
Student: Nothing. I only have my Faith.
Professor: Yes, Faith. And that is the Problem
Science has.
Student: Professor, is there such a thing as Heat?
Professor: Yes.
Student: And is there such a thing as Cold?
Professor: Yes.
Student: No, sir. There isn't.
(The Lecture Theatre became very quiet with this
turn of events)
Student: Sir, you can have Lots of Heat, even More
Heat, Superheat, Mega Heat, White Heat,
a Little Heat or No Heat.
But we don't have anything called Cold.
We can hit 458 Degrees below Zero which is No Heat,
but we can't go any further after that.
There is no such thing as Cold.
Cold is only a Word we use to describe the Absence
of Heat.
We cannot Measure Cold.
Heat is Energy.
Cold is Not the Opposite of Heat, sir, just the
Absence of it.
(There was Pin-Drop Silence in the Lecture Theatre)
Student: What about Darkness, Professor? Is there
such a thing as Darkness?
Professor: Yes. What is Night if there isn't
Darkness?
Student: You're wrong again, sir.
Darkness is the Absence of Something.
You can have Low Light, Normal Light, Bright Light,
Flashing Light . . .
But if you have No Light constantly, you have
nothing and it's called Darkness, isn't it?
In reality, Darkness isn't.
If it is, were you would be able to make Darkness
Darker, wouldn't you?
Professor: So what is the point you are making,
Young Man ?
Student: Sir, my point is your Philosophical
Premise is flawed.
Professor: Flawed ? Can you explain how?
Student: Sir, you are working on the Premise of
Duality.
You argue there is Life and then there is Death, a
Good GOD and a Bad GOD.
You are viewing the Concept of GOD as something
finite, something we can measure.
Sir, Science can't even explain a Thought.
It uses Electricity and Magnetism, but has never
seen, much less fully understood either one.
To view Death as the Opposite of Life is to be
ignorant of the fact that
Death cannot exist as a Substantive Thing.
Death is Not the Opposite of Life: just the Absence
of it.
Now tell me, Professor, do you teach your Students
that they evolved from a Monkey?
Professor: If you are referring to the Natural
Evolutionary Process, yes, of course, I do.
Student : Have you ever observed Evolution with your
own eyes, sir?
The Professor shook his head with a Smile, beginning
to realize where the Argument was going
Student: Since no one has ever observed the Process
of Evolution at work and cannot even prove that this
process is an on-going endeavour, are you not
teaching your opinion, sir? You are not a scientist
but a preacher.
(The Class was in Uproar)
Student: Is there anyone in the Class who has ever
seen the Professor's Brain?
(The Class broke out into Laughter)
Student: Is there anyone here who has ever heard
the Professor's Brain, Felt it, touched or Smelt it?
. . .No one appears to have done so.
So, according to the Established Rules of Empirical,
Stable, Demonstrable Protocol, science says that You
have No Brain, sir. With all due respect, sir, how
do we then Trust your Lectures, sir?
(The Room was Silent. The Professor stared at the
Student, his face unfathomable)
Professor: I guess you'll have to take them on
Faith, son.
Student: That is it sir . . . Exactly! The Link
between Man & GOD is FAITH.
